Thursday, November 4, 2010

Cannon in Self Love

Okay, sorry it's been so long.  Where do we begin?  How about the mess that is Charlie Sheen?  You know let's start back a while ago, remember when Denise Richards made all those claims about how crazy Charlie was, and everyone was like she's crazy and she's making it up.  I'll give you she is fame obsessed, and crazy, but she is a truthful crazy.

Next we hear that Charlie is really taking his sobriety seriously.  He showed up on the set to Two and a Half Men and was all business.  Well yeah, of course he was.  That's his cash cow.  He's an addict not an idiot.  He's getting paid 2 million dollars an episode on one of the most overrated shows on television.  I'll believe that he actually takes his sobriety seriously when he checks into rehab and actually deals with the issue.  Somehow to me a "sober coach" who helps give you spiritual guidance doesn't seem like it's going to really contribute.  After the story we heard of a coke fueld rage, I am thinking he needs a little more than "sober coach."

And yet another Disney star going through troubles.  I just have to know what is going on with these kids?  If we don't have Miley Cyrus stripping down and showing us "how grown up she is" then we have every female Disney employee dating Joe Jonas.  You think they would get the message that this guy is just one big heart breaker.  So now we have Demi Lovato in rehab, after partying and going a little crazt.  Here's the thing, you're 18, life will go on.  You'll find another pair of eyebrows that desperately need to be plucked to love.  That's the problem.  All of these Disney stars have been allowed to think they are so "grown up."  They are kids and they still need someone to look out for them.

And speaking of parental intervention, Taylor Momsen, flashing tapped over nipples at her concerts.  Okay the girl is 17, and her mom is at the concerts.  Great mothering, when you daughter ends up with either STDs or knocked up please at least pretend to be shocked, someone has to because the rest of us won't be.

Leann Rimes and Eddie Ciribian (or however you spell his name) had a self-righteous interview with Robin Roberts.  Apparently she has accepted being called a homewrecker and everything else.  My problem here with Ms. Rimes is that I think she cares a little bit too much about being apart of everyone's life.  And now she found a man that enjoys the spotlight just as much as she does.  Personally, I don't need her justification that she's human and everyone makes mistakes, and that cheating is not who she is, she just fell in love.  Okay, so here's the thing she is a cheater, and obviously it was low on her morality list, or she would have either a: realized she had a problem with her marriage, or b: gone to her now ex-husband and said it's over and then entered into a relationship.  She can try to rationalize and explain her behavior any way she wants, but love is not going to make this right.  The reason because she was right, it was love, but her decision was more about self love then anything else. 

And last, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon confirmed she's pregnant.  Congratulations to them, but honestly, do any of us really care?  I know it's like the one piece of entertainment news that was sparkly and happy, but honestly I don't care about what the cougar and her boytoy are doing.  Congratulations, you don't need to go on every talk show.  The two of them annoy me, everything feels like it's just a way to get more spotlight....hmmm.....this sounds very familiar to the paragraph that proceeded this one, and really even the Disney kids and Charlie Sheen.  They all think we should care about them.  But back to the Cannons, hopefully her doctor will advise her that since she is so prone to exhaustion (mental breakdown a few years ago anyone?) that she should go home and rest out of the spotlight until the baby is let's say 10.

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