Oh wow, we've got some stuff to cover. Okay let's start off with Dina Lohan, and get it done with. So Dina went on the today show and FINALLY admitted that her daughter is an addict. She said that well she never said anything before because it wasn't her problem to admit. Lindsay needed to admit it. You know I could buy it if Dina had actually just kept her mouth shut. Then I would believe she wanted to keep this matter private and was waiting for Lindsay to own up, but not our Dina. She was out there crying to the world that her daughter did not have a substance abuse problem. She blamed the judge, she blamed pretty much everyone, instead of saying, "My daughter has a problem, I should shut my mouth and get her some help." And now suddenly it's very convienant that she is now doing an interview saying that she knew all along, but was waiting on Lindsay. Here's the thing Dina, you knew your daughter had a problem, and you did nothing because you are an addict yourself. You are addicted to fame, and as long as your daughter is in the news and relevant it is good news for you. How about you try being a mother, just for once, actually do something that benefits your daughter?
Okay, so on to funnier things, Jerseylicious. Of all the Jersey shows this is the one I can get behind. We aren't seeing the Real World Jersey Shore, which is really all it is. It's the same format as the Real World, they all just happen to be self proclaimed Guidos and Guidettes. Jerseylicious was great this week. Gayle became a Grandma, and is contemplating letting Alexa go. Now I get it, she feels disrespected by Alexa, and Alexa is a trip to be sure, but I don't know that I feel it's all Alexa's fault. If Gayle isn't liking the partnership that's fine, but don't pin everything on Alexa, it does take two here.
Gayle got mad because the Gatsby's name was small on the flyer, but remember she didn't actually want the flyer. Turns out that Alexa's flyer idea was actually a good one. Some of the residents had them and came because of it. I think Gayle was probably deep down upset on that one that Alexa had a good idea and that because she thought it was stupid her name was smaller and at the bottom. And I honestly felt that Alexa made a good point, how many events has she done that Gayle hasn't put up the Glam Fairy name. Alexa still shows, is a pain in the butt, but does makeup. Also, it's not like there is a sign on the business that says that the Glam Fairy squad is there.
Gayle feels disrespected. Okay how about her basically telling Alexa's client she looked like crap after Alexa did her makeup. Now I agreed with Gayle, it was too much makeup for this woman, and it was a bit much, but if the woman liked it, you don't tell her you think she looked better before. If the customer is happy, then be happy with them. Sure Alexa doesn't listen to people, but if she is still getting business then obviously she isn't doing too bad.
I just think Gayle is done and needs to admit that and move on. Getting mad because Brielle came, she is a part of the Glam Fairy squad, and who cares? It's a charity event, what is so wrong with having an extra set of hands to help out?
And now we come to the shining moment of this episode, the boob job. Oh wow could we have had any better moment? First, Olivia told that she should find the size bra she wants and stuff it with rice and see how big she wants her implaints. So on the street Brielle and her are adjusting these rice patties and looking in business windows, then wondering why everyone is honking. Hello, you're adjusting and playing with your fake ta-tas on the street. Go home and play with them in front of the mirror.
Then, after everyone has told her not to get implants, the day has come and Olivia has the most awesome of melt downs in the office. It starts with the girl getting a reduction. She was a little over aggressive while convincing Olivia, and Brielle went into attack mode, when really it wasn't necessary. But that was it for Olivia, by the time she was changing into her gown she was in full panic attack mode, tears and all. I mean you would have thought the people were attacking her. I was wondering where the drugs were, because she freaked out. I loved, "You can keep my money, and charge me for this dress." As she roams around the parking lot in the hospital robe/gown while the surgeon is just trying to calm her down and talk to her.
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